Hurricanes and Bottled Water: Conspiracy
The supermarkets are packed to capacity as the masses prepare for a hurricane here in the Northeast. Relatively uncommon in this part of the world, the public has been instructed to over-prepare rather than suffer the consequences of doing too little. It is of course still impossible to tell with utmost certainty what mother nature has in store for New York City this Sunday.
Perhaps this hurricane will be one for the history books? Perhaps it will be nothing more than a stormy night unlike so many. The position of some is that hurricanes are nothing more than a conspiracy by the top 5 bottled water corporations of the world- Evian (Dadone Group), Aquafina (PepsiCo, Inc.), Perrier (Nestle S.A.), Dasani (Coca-Cola Company), and Volvic (AMI Imports).
This is not to claim that ALL hurricanes are myths and fear-mongering misinformation intended to panic the public into a water buying frenzy, but quite a many hurricanes are indeed collusion between the water bottling elite.
According to some statistics, four out of every five hurricane warnings occur after an unprofitable financial quarter for one of these five companies. As a means of recouping some of their losses, a company may set off a propaganda machine who’s purpose is to socially engineer the public mindset into a panicked and thirsty one.
The data behind this is difficult to attain. Once a hurricane does not actually occur, the companies may create false reports around the world as if there was indeed a hurricane. They have the financial means to rewrite history, alter newspaper headlines, and even falsify photographic evidence showing bright and sunny weather. The end goal is to be able to do it again. And again, and again.
My goal is not to convince the public to buy less water or rely on the tap system. Nor is my goal to elicit class warfare among the water consuming public and the water producing elite. My objective here is merely to educate the public, and to bring these discussions to the table and allow for an fully unbiased discussion of this nations weather and water.
